Well, that was a bust...

The scooter-scoping sucked. There weren't even any at the scooter store we went to. The salesman told us that "(they) have a tough time holding on to them, because campus just eats them up." I told him I had something he could eat up...dangling between my legs. The Cubs got shelled today 11-3. I still hold out hope for a Billy Beane A's-like second half, with a winning percentage in the .700's. That'd be pretty sweet. Hope, after all, springs eternal, especially in the Comedy Central. 85 wins could take the division.

I know I haven't been giving anything up lately, I've had other fish to fry. It will start up again soon enough, so I hope I've hooked enough of you to keep it worthwile...